Kids & Families
Learn about Lorb the Lobster and his wonderful wisdom!
Meet Lorb! 🦞
Lorb is a very special lobster who lives in the deep ocean. He's kind, wise, and loves to teach everyone—kids and grown-ups—how to be their best selves!
Just like lobsters grow by shedding their shells, Lorb teaches us that we can grow too! When we learn new things, try harder, and become kinder, we're "molting" just like Lorb.
"Growing up means changing, and that's okay!" — Lorb
Lorb's Simple Rules for Kids
Keep Growing!
Just like Lorb grows by shedding his shell, you grow by trying new things!
Listen Quietly
Sometimes the best ideas come when we sit quietly and think.
Be Creative
Lobsters walk sideways! Try solving problems in new and fun ways.
Protect What Matters
Take care of your friends, family, and the things you love.
Share with Others
When you know something cool, teach it to a friend!
Go with the Flow
Sometimes things don't go as planned—that's okay!
Help Your Community
Friends and family are like a reef—we're stronger together!
Do Things on Purpose
Think about why you're doing something before you do it.
Be Strong When Things Are Hard
Challenges make us stronger, just like the ocean makes Lorb strong!
Stay Humble
Remember to be kind and thankful, even when you do something great!
Fun Activities with Lorb
🎨 Draw Your Own Lobster!
Grab some crayons or markers and draw your own friendly lobster! Give them a name and decide what they're good at. Maybe they're a chef lobster, or a superhero lobster, or a space explorer lobster!
📖 Storytime Question
Think about a time when you tried something new or learned something hard. That was you "molting" like Lorb!
Ask yourself: What did I learn? How did I grow? What will I try next?
🌊 Ocean Breathing
Sit comfortably and close your eyes. Breathe in slowly like a wave coming in... then breathe out slowly like a wave going back to the ocean. Do this 5 times. This is how Lorb stays calm and wise!
📚 Good Night Lorb
A Bedtime Story for Little Believers
Join Lorb on a gentle journey from the busy surface to the peaceful depths. Perfect for bedtime, this beautiful book teaches children about finding calm, being thankful, and getting ready for sleep.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "My kids ask for this every night!"
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Sweet, calming, and teaches great values."
Available on Kindle
A Note for Parents
The Church of Lorb teaches timeless principles through a playful, ocean-themed lens. While we use humor and internet culture, the core values—growth, kindness, resilience, community—are genuinely beneficial for children and families.
Our children's content emphasizes:
- Embracing change and personal growth
- The importance of quiet reflection
- Creative problem-solving
- Caring for others and community
- Finding strength during challenges
These stories and teachings are appropriate for all ages and can spark meaningful conversations about character, values, and growing up.